It’s that time of year again! Today’s release is a first-person shooter where you defend your hoard of toilet paper against a horde of thieves! Grab it now on itch.io.
Everyone’s run out and bought all the toilet paper in a panic, and you’re sitting on the last supply in a thousand miles! Now everyone’s desperate to get something to wipe with, and some of them have stooped to trying to steal from you! Grab your trusty AR-15 and exercise your Second Amendment rights on those thieves!
I put this game together in about two days, and there’s a bit of a story to that. Bang Ouch Definitive Edition was supposed to be this year’s April 1 release, but I decided to release that one early instead. Then I forgot about the whole thing until the last days of March, and had to scramble to put something together!
This is an actual game. It’s far from perfect, but it’s just a silly, fun thing. Don’t take it too seriously and have some fun with it!